i went into the butchers the other day and he offerd me eight legs of venison for £450 but i thought it was too dear
2007-11-06 22:08:27 · 12 answers · asked by darth tidiot 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny joke but clean. Are you okay? Hardly anyone tells jokes that are clean.....Thanks
2007-11-06 22:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by Linda S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2007-11-07 08:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah ... u should have thought it was two deer (cos he offered you eight legs nd 2 deer = 8 legs)
2007-11-07 06:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by raj_99in 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the sailor know there was a man in the moon.
Besause he has been to sea.
2007-11-07 06:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. And you look like my History teacer
2007-11-07 06:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went into a bar with a piece of ashphalt and say how bout one for me and one for the road?
2007-11-07 06:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh deer. bad joke indeed. keep up the good work
2007-11-07 06:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by nac mac feegle wahaye! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do skeletons never play music in church?
CAUSE THEY HAVEN'T GOT ANY ORGANS!!!
2007-11-07 06:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did I go to a grain store & ask for CORN ? !
2007-11-07 06:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear....
2007-11-07 06:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋