two irish men in the pub chatting, paddy asks if i shag your
wife and she has a kid would that make us related?no says
murphy that would make us even=================You go in for routine surgery,
you come out with a tail.
You recognize your doctor as the kid who was mopping the
lobby as you checked in.
Instead of sponge bath, they send a St. Bernard to lick you.
As you are going under, your surgeon says, "Man, am
I hungover!"
In the operating room, you see a surgeon holding a sign that
says, "WILL DO SURGERY FOR FOOD!"
All the diplomas on the wall are signed by Dr Phil.
You and your roommate have to take turns on the I.V.
Through the fog of anesthesia, you hear the surgeon shouting,
"Bring the damn Scotch tape! And plenty of it."
Instead of "patient, " they use the term "plaintiff."
2007-11-06 21:37:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-11-06 21:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 21:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny lmao.
2007-11-07 00:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
funny
thumbs up
star
2007-11-07 02:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-06 22:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by mal 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny. lol
2007-11-06 21:59:10 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-07 00:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, they're as ropy as the latest one ! ! !
2007-11-06 21:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by minefelloff 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol as usual you crack me up.
2007-11-06 22:57:13 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-11-06 22:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by ward1703 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋