An engineer dies and goes to hell. After
a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level
of comfort in there and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets,
water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a
pretty popular guy.
One day God phones Satan up and asks with
a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan snickered back, “Things are going
great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flushing, toilets,
escalators and the works. Hell (no pun intended), there’s
no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”
God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer?
That’s a mistake - he should never have gone down there;
send him back up.”
To which Satan replied, “No way dude.
I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.”
God retorted, “Send him back up here or
I’ll sue.” Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah,
right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”
2007-11-06 21:37:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha defo a 10/10 :)
2007-11-06 21:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 05:39:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
10/10 v funny
2007-11-07 06:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by mal 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny lmao.
2007-11-07 08:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
good one
thumbs up
star
2007-11-07 10:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!
2007-11-07 09:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! Borrowing this one!
2007-11-07 05:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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nice one mate
2007-11-07 07:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Wilson J 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10,*.
2007-11-07 08:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol good one hun**
2007-11-07 06:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋