9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is
yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search
the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse
to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't
eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where
are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
2007-11-06 21:23:46 · 10 answers · asked by little kitty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life
is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you
do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has
the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing
here, dumbass?
2007-11-06 21:24:05 · update #1
little miss bxx4real
Why look in jokes and riddles for Questions!! There always going to be statements!! You not really understanding the term, Entertainment > Jokes & Riddles are you?? For all you other, thanks, I found it funny when I got sent it this morning so thought i would share!! xx
2007-11-06 22:10:50 · update #2
very clever very funny .....brilliant
2007-11-06 23:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 21:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. Poeple who post things in a forum called 'ANSWERS' and aren't really askng any questions. By making a series of statements that mitigate any chance of someone actually participating in this whole 'ANSWERS' thing... Go figure
2007-11-06 21:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by bxx4real 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Very good list. hahaha
2007-11-07 04:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were good lol.
2007-11-06 22:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good list, lol.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
2007-11-07 05:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We shouldn't answer this she hates us.
2007-11-06 21:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by JonBonJovi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
2007-11-06 21:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-06 21:36:57 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-06 21:26:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋