Two Rednecks went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the rednecks,"I guess seven."
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number. "Two!" said the redneck. "Sorry, it's three," said the attendant."Come back and try again."
As they walked back to their car one redneck said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week.
2007-11-06 21:17:31 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK, OK....the men had Blonde hair LOL!!!
2007-11-06 23:38:01 · update #1
I don't care who ya are..... That right there is funny!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-06 21:21:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-05 02:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by Avalon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What colour hair did the "redneck" have, men can have blonde hair too you know.
2007-11-06 22:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by Bubbly Blonde 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 21:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,very funny,10/10, * .
2007-11-07 00:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cause shes a SLLLLUUUUUTTTTT!!!! lol kidding.....
2007-11-07 04:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great great great :)
2007-11-06 21:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was Great!!!!! LOL!!
2007-11-06 21:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe!
2007-11-07 01:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋