Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with the lovely blonde, Jan, his regular sales woman.
As Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he asked to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar!
I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!"
"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"
"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number
2007-11-06 21:16:47 · 10 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOWWWWWWWW
You a genious
2007-11-06 21:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-11-07 05:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I take it he didn't go back to his regular sales girl anymore!
Cos sooner or later no matter how pretty the arm candy it can get a little annoying when everyone knows you'r girl's got an airy loft.
(Heee heee hee hee hee hee heeee heee heee)
2007-11-07 06:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bubbly Blonde 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-07 05:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
* Hahaha , i like blone jokes hahahahaha *
2007-11-07 05:21:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha OUT LOUD
You have done it again Jake
Got more?
2007-11-08 02:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, * .Brilliant.
2007-11-07 08:55:20 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good
2007-11-07 05:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one...she sure was dumb though!!!
2007-11-07 12:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i don't think so
2007-11-07 05:55:59 · answer #10 · answered by sai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋