A man is dating three women and wants to
pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives
each woman a present of $5, 000 and watches to see what they
do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes
to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up,
and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely
for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because
she loves him so much.
The man was impressed, yet felt something
was missing.
The second goes shopping to buy the man
gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents
these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money
on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed, but can't
put his finger on what's amiss.
2007-11-06 21:15:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The third invests the money in the stock
market. She earns several times the $5, 000. She gives him
back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what
each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest
t*ts.
Men are like that, you know.
2007-11-06 21:15:42 · update #1
first one is funny and u r yahoo avatar is also funny
2007-11-06 21:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah i know talk to the chset the face aint listenin
2007-11-07 05:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
really funny, some men are like that pmsl
2007-11-07 05:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by amy_baby123 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i should of seen that coming but i never one to you
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2007-11-07 05:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, * .Excellent.
2007-11-07 08:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny & quite true men are like that :-)
2007-11-07 05:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by i love anne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah thats what i was wondering while reading your post hahahahahah which one has the best ......
2007-11-07 05:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by Ispeakfreely 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol yep thats men lol.
2007-11-07 06:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha excellent
2007-11-07 05:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol....That's men for you.
2007-11-07 05:53:09 · answer #10 · answered by Afi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋