An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night,
having a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws
his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and
says: "
In
Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice."
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and
says:
"Well mate, in Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South
African and the Australian and then says: "In London we have so many
f*cking South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with
the same ones twice.
2007-11-06 21:15:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke there Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
I Guess England does have a lot of immigrants there.!!!
Cheers mate from a South African.!!
2007-11-07 03:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I dont think I would put it on a site which is international
2007-11-06 21:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by binky86 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
funny
star
2007-11-06 21:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh that cracked me up!
2007-11-06 21:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Gregory 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic that made me laugh!!! I am going to use that when I go out this weekend.......
2007-11-06 21:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i wouldnt of used australian, something else... anyway good joke!!
2007-11-06 21:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by *Xx Ashleigh xX* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it mate, good old english
starred
2007-11-07 04:40:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl thats funny as hell mate!
2007-11-06 21:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by amy_baby123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-07 05:03:41 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha brilliant one*
2007-11-06 22:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋