I'm sick and tire of hearing people asking if god and satan are female or male.
I say neither because who would their partners be.
My wife answerd....well God is female and Satan is male cause Satan did something naughty that God got mad and put him in the dog house that is now hell.
2007-11-06 20:34:38 · 7 answers · asked by Brian 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol very funny if god was a man then the 10 commandments would be summarized as "be good pass it on" and he would pee his name into the ice caps.
2007-11-06 20:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My wife said "you did something really bad and when God finds out, She will really be pi$$ed."
2007-11-07 04:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very cute - and not without a grain of truth, I suspect!
2007-11-07 04:37:19 · answer #3 · answered by chris m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe this type of question comes from non believers. So if you are faithful you should not waste your time on this.
2007-11-07 04:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by ibrahimjumary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually they are both of the same species of sexless entities, which is the Genus of fictitious entities.
2007-11-07 04:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
that is funny :)
2007-11-07 04:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by Bobby The Wolf JPA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so very cute.
2007-11-07 04:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋