A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again
She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel
chair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.
"Just look at you! You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the
doorbell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
2007-11-06 17:02:46 · 10 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love the idea of a 70 year old man who has no problem getting it up... better still, a 70 year old man who can sit and move around in a wheelchair without any arms... or does he use his love-stick to get accomplish that too?
Good one.
2007-11-07 12:20:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny PC. I wonder if he was using Viagra and how far was the doorbell he had to reach!!!
Thanks for making me laugh..
2007-11-07 13:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I need to know the answer. I really do.
HOW DID HE DO THAT?? HOW, OH HOW!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is priceless, Papa Chuck!
2007-11-07 01:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one. and it's really cute
2007-11-07 01:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by tt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did he use his tongue or something else? Either way it had to be attractive.
2007-11-07 03:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahhahahahahah,
it is reaaaaaaally a good one. ; )
send us more
2007-11-07 01:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it!!!thanks for sharing,,
2007-11-07 19:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by tisya 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haah good one!
2007-11-07 01:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by yellowpencilwow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
zzz... nice one papa chuck... hmmm.. beer... zzz...
2007-11-07 02:21:22 · answer #9 · answered by jongbong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He done it by his little man........................... Hahaha...........
But you can't do so........
So don't happy on others experiments!
Isn't it?
2007-11-07 01:55:20 · answer #10 · answered by aworred 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋