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1.An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. 'I've got good news and bad news,' the owner replied. 'The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.'

'That's wonderful!' the artist exclaimed, 'What's the bad news?'. With concern, the gallery owner replied,______________.




what was the gallery owner's reply??

2007-11-06 17:00:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

with concern, the gallery owner replied: "The gentleman was your doctor!"

2007-11-06 17:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 0 1

HIS GONNA GET KILLED BY THE GENT WHO BOUGHT IT, AND THE GENT WHO BOUGHT IT WAS THE GALLERY OWNER SO THAT HE CAN SELL IT AND BECOME RICH! ITS A CONSIPIRASY!

2007-11-07 03:49:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The buyer was the artist's doctor.

2007-11-07 01:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by st n 2 · 3 0

I'm afraid you don't get any money from the sale, as they aren't worth anything...yet.

2007-11-07 02:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You got no more paintings on display...

2007-11-07 01:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He said the interesteed guy was going to kill him for the paintings.

lol

2007-11-07 01:05:31 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel_A_893 3 · 1 1

He was the artist patient.

2007-11-07 01:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by oceanpearl 3 · 0 1

he's a hit man for the mob.

2007-11-07 01:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by Mike 7 · 0 1

" I owe him a million bucks".

2007-11-07 01:22:31 · answer #9 · answered by sk s 1 · 0 1

I have to kill you

2007-11-07 01:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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