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So then obvious question here...pray tell...how do I take a wiz?

2007-11-06 16:57:42 · 25 answers · asked by sketch_mylife 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You will have them, but just not have a need to use them as such.

2007-11-06 17:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0 2

That's because the only people who go to heaven are the men who castrate themselves according to Jesus' command to do so in Matthew.

2007-11-07 01:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You wont need to eat or drink anything in heaven.

2007-11-07 01:13:41 · answer #3 · answered by mizzpretti 6 · 0 0

I don't know what that person was reading but it wasn't Scripture. The Bible does not speak of either subject you mentioned.

2007-11-07 01:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mercedes 6 · 2 0

Dont know if you will need to take a wiz...But i wouldnt worry about it....I dont know where you would read such a thing though! ha.

2007-11-07 01:03:20 · answer #5 · answered by katie k 2 · 0 1

if women don't have 'stuff' then i'm not going....how idiotic would that be? not a very kool place from what i can gather...

maybe i'll just become muslim...then i can get my 72 virgins when i get there...christians won't have anything good to look forward to. lol. i'll be up there pointing and laughing at them....i'll make my 72 virgins point and laugh at em too. lol....

2007-11-07 01:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by Felix Arcanus 5 · 1 1

Wow I wonder what part of the Country that tid bit of knowledge drizzled from.To answer your question your mouth.

2007-11-07 01:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by southtampacobra 1 · 0 1

NOT a Biblically-based statement of fact.

2007-11-07 01:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by ♫DaveC♪♫ 7 · 1 0

no one ben there to tell or post about it
holl the hell will they know there are organs in heaven they must ben in hell to find out out about that because why god take them off of you there it is part of your body

2007-11-07 01:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Through your skin....like a lizard.

Heaven would constantly smell like pee, but angels cover up the smell with roses.

2007-11-07 01:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Life Through the Spirit

1Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus,[a] 2because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit of life set me free from the law of sin and death. 3For what the law was powerless to do in that it was weakened by the sinful nature,[b] God did by sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful man to be a sin offering.[c] And so he condemned sin in sinful man,[d] 4in order that the righteous requirements of the law might be fully met in us, who do not live according to the sinful nature but according to the Spirit.

5Those who live according to the sinful nature have their minds set on what that nature desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires. 6The mind of sinful man[e] is death, but the mind controlled by the Spirit is life and peace; 7the sinful mind[f] is hostile to God. It does not submit to God's law, nor can it do so. 8Those controlled by the sinful nature cannot please God.

9You, however, are controlled not by the sinful nature but by the Spirit, if the Spirit of God lives in you. And if anyone does not have the Spirit of Christ, he does not belong to Christ. 10But if Christ is in you, your body is dead because of sin, yet your spirit is alive because of righteousness. 11And if the Spirit of him who raised Jesus from the dead is living in you, he who raised Christ from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies through his Spirit, who lives in you.

heaven is a spiritual realm,,,,,
its only for those who live for God,,
not for those who pleases their flesh...

2007-11-07 01:25:49 · answer #11 · answered by jeru_ 2 · 0 0

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