A man went to go buy a horse. The owner said to him " Now this horse is a little bit different. For him to go, you must keep saying thank you Jesus, and he'll stop when you say hallelujah." The man said ok, paid for the horse, and went on his way.
He hops on his new horse, exclaim " Thank You Jesus" and the horse takes off. All the while riding, the man is chanting " Thank You Jesus, Thank You Jesus, Thank You jesus" when all of a sudden, he comes to a cliff. he starts to panic! " Oh, no! I don't remember how to stop this horse!" he starts to reflect on whan the owner told him. "Ok, it goes when you say Thank You Jesus, and he stops when you say Hallelujah!" oh that's it!! So he shouts "Hallelujah!! Hallelujah!!!" And the horse stops right at the edge of the cliff. The man said " Whew, Thank you Jesus!" and the horse ran off the cliff!!!!
2007-11-06 16:17:39 · 15 answers · asked by SoSickWitIt! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jane K- get the stick out your *** and lighten up! If you can't say anything nice, butt out!!
2007-11-06 16:26:42 · update #1
Hahahaha! Hilarious!!!!!
2007-11-06 16:21:08 · answer #1 · answered by Acey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no that the first
but could tell the out come at the beginning
2007-11-06 16:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by dc 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
neva heard it b4 and it was a great joke,lmao
2007-11-06 17:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL NO! This is funny. Haha. that poor man!
2007-11-06 16:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by fireablazed 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
first time iv heard that one... great joke ha ha hah
2007-11-06 16:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by WIDE OUTxx0017 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep! As a matter of fact, I have :)
2007-11-06 16:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
never heard it but it is funny
2007-11-06 20:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i really liked it. never heard that one before.
2007-11-06 17:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by tt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God.....he's such a kidder.....he works in such mysterious ways....
2007-11-06 16:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by Man of Ideas 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, actually I haven't. GREAT JOKE though, I laughed really hard.
2007-11-06 16:21:22 · answer #10 · answered by smile :) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋