A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
2007-11-06 16:12:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks! I needed a good laugh!
2007-11-06 16:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
very funny
2007-11-08 06:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I may know that woman.
2007-11-06 16:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by Prof. Dave 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-06 16:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boring
2007-11-06 20:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-06 16:25:48 · answer #6 · answered by yankeechic33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-06 16:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by barb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
2007-11-06 19:09:38 · answer #8 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-11-06 17:22:07 · answer #9 · answered by emma h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋