you didn't kill him. he's chilling with me right now. i really hope he doesn't try to set me on fire as a prank again. he likes to do that when we're stoned.
2007-11-06 16:12:50
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answered by Dr. R PhD in Revolution 5
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So let me get this straight, you were impregnated by the devil and are now carrying his son, even though you are a virgin, and then you killed him because he left you for another woman who he also didn't have sex with?
This is getting confusing! lol
2007-11-07 00:13:55
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answered by Christian Sinner 7
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I think by the rules of hell...you now reign over it...to the winner go the spoils of war and all that kinda stuff.
2007-11-07 00:15:46
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answered by sketch_mylife 5
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Jesus chose not to kill the devil (satan) when he had the chance. He can still kill him any day he wants to. What makes you think he would give you the pleasure of killing him if he was the one to let him go to begin with.
2007-11-07 00:17:55
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answered by Medicine Woman 7
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I am going to kill him, by showing I do not need Jesus sacrifice to get into heaven. I will get God to lead me in all of his ways....just so I can kneel Lucifer before me.
2007-11-07 00:14:33
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answered by THEGREATSEEKER 1
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I'm sure he of all people would appreciate the irony in this situation.
2007-11-07 00:12:25
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answered by Anonymous
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You didn't kill him. He's here with me, enjoying a tall, cold one.
2007-11-07 01:06:42
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answered by Anonymous
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Oy! Eager for attention, someone is.
2007-11-07 00:15:13
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answered by Anonymous
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He is still going around as a roaring lion so I think you missed him and got the guy who left you with child !!! Better call 911 and turn yourself in !!!
Rom 5:8] But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
[1John 1:8] If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
[1John 1:9] If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
[Rom 10:9] That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
[Rom 10:10] For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
[Mat 10:32] Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven
iF YOU HAVE TOLD A MINISTER THAT YOU HAVE DONE THE ABOVE YOU ARE NOW READY TO ATTEND ANY CHURCH THAT LOVES JESUS CHRIST AS LORD AND SAVIOUR !!! GOD BLESS YOU IN YOUR QUEST TO KNOW GOD !!!
2007-11-07 00:14:22
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answered by rapturefuture 7
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The devil will live forever in hell. You can't kill him. He has you trapped alive in his snare right now. You will go to hell with him, if you don't accept Jesus as your savior.
2007-11-07 00:12:55
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answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7
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