I'm a virgin but am pregnant with the son of the devil! What should i do?
2007-11-06 15:33:14 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
YOU TOO?!
WTF! I thought I was the only one! That ^*$#(&%!
2007-11-06 15:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 1⤋
Nothing that you can do. If it is truly the son of the devil he will not allow you to abort it. So I suggest that you learn all that you can about his father. So that you are prepared for the birth. I say birth because the devil is not going to let you raise his son. He is only using your body for the pregnancy. Good luck to you and your little devil child
2007-11-06 15:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by D and G Gifts Etc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 12:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by bardin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the book "How to raise the son of the Devil"
Dress him up as God for Halloween.
2007-11-06 15:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymity 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stand on your head for 20 minutes every afternoon, beginning at 3:54, with your face toward the east. When the 20 minutes are up, go to the nearest window and lightly tap the glass three times with your forehead, saying the following, "Carque Vios Plesto Macadam."
Why not?
2007-11-06 15:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry that happened to you. I don't know, how do you know it's the son of the devil when you didn't have sex? Did an angel tell you?
2007-11-06 15:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat Saltines, take your prenatal vitamin. Lay off mercury loaded fish and deli meats. Get a copy of what to expect when you are expecting.
2007-11-06 15:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil just called me, he said he wants a paternity test.
2007-11-06 15:42:09 · answer #8 · answered by runic111 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Write a book
2007-11-06 15:40:51 · answer #9 · answered by curious115 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know it's the devil's, give birth to the child obviously because of curiosity
2007-11-06 15:36:26 · answer #10 · answered by Necromancer3000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Congratulations.
Have a c-section. The little booger's horns might cause unnecessary pain if you go natural.
2007-11-06 18:04:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋