Lawyers, defendents, judges, juries. What ever!
2007-11-06 13:16:07 · 7 answers · asked by Smart Kat 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: Did you hear about the group of terrorists that hijacked a plane full of lawyers?
A: They called down to ground control with their list of demands, threatening that if their demands weren't met, they would release one lawyer every hour.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: If you see a lawyer on bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him?
A: That might be your bicycle.
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2007-11-06 13:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by 1080 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What do you have if you have a lawyer burried up to his/her neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff?
A good start
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
His/her lips are moving
2007-11-06 13:23:41 · answer #2 · answered by jdnmsedsacrasac1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Legislative department of government writes the guidelines. maximum are attorneys. attorneys write in words not often understood with the help of laymen. attorneys choose to be perceived as being significant and clever. some are. some are not. basically as many make intense blunders in the previous the criminal gadget as do not. attorneys could desire to make money. in the event that they wrote and interpreted the regulation so the standard layman UNDERSTOOD it, there could be no choose for them. Do you extremely think of attorneys CARE which you do not understand their seventy 5-be conscious long sentences and a 2 web page paragraph? think of returned. choose to extra applicable understand legalese? Take out all the rubbish language, placed a era everywhere you spot a coma,. Then examine a style of web page long paragraphs to them. even nevertheless it extremely is going to likely be extra applicable understood, maximum of them could have a stressful time with it by way of fact they're so acquainted with 'legalese" as for what you decide directly to do? write your person rules. As basically as you may.
2017-01-05 01:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why when lawyers die they bury them 24 feet below ground? because deep down lawyers are good people too
why don't sharks attack lawyers ? common courtesy
what do you call a lawyer playing pool ? pool shark
sounds kinda good
2007-11-06 13:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by christianbovier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep the lawyer from drowning in the pool in your back yard?
Take your foot off his head.
2007-11-06 13:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between and dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
Skid marks in front of the skunk
2007-11-06 13:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my FAVORITE of all time:
Lawyer, Liar--same thing. When you pronounce both of these words, they sound almost the same.
2007-11-06 13:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋