This is going with my other question of "Why shouldn't I run with scissors?"
The answers ARE actually going to be used for a purpose, I'm not just making up random questions! Thanks!
2007-11-06 13:15:51 · 10 answers · asked by Me 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because you might mistake them for q-tips.
2007-11-06 13:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well here is why you should:
grab some matches, light the tips of your hair on fire, and dunk your head in a buket of water for the worlds fastest hair cut
send signals to aliens in space by making your house a huge bohn fire
best ding-dong ditch is when you leave a bag of flaming dog poo for them to stomp on
ever heard of a flame thrower?
warm food on the go...
demonstarting a paper airplane crash
and you should never run with scissor... you could loose an eye!
2007-11-06 14:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by Mango Muncher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would use up your ignitors for the fire you are going to set with the gasoline.
You have nothing to light the fuse to the bomb with.
Don't even think about 9/11.
Unless you bend it it won't land on its side.
Unless you think in 3 dimensions you cannot make 4 eauilateral triangles from 6 matches.
2007-11-06 13:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because if you fart you might set yourself alight or worse still, cause an explosion;-)
You wouldn't want to be standing there after it happens with your face all black, hair standing up and smoking boots just to let out a little whimper to your crispy friends standing next to you going "...Oops..I fuzzled :-()
2007-11-06 13:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by PigonPoppers 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it's too hard to dress them in Barbie Doll clothes
2007-11-06 13:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by not at home 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because then they'll want to play back..and i dont think that anyone likes the smell of burning hair..
2007-11-06 13:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by x.rawr_its_ivan.x 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because the next minute, you're gonna be in ur death bed if u don't survive the emergency room first!!
2007-11-06 13:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by ~*★*♥*★*♫*★*♥*★*~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I find playing with mismatches more entertaining!
You should try it sometime!
2007-11-06 14:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you might burn something or someone. am i funny or what?
2007-11-06 13:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by patsmight 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because someone will strike you
2007-11-06 13:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by findaweb 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋