I'm writing a story about why not to run with scissors in your hand. So far I've gotten stuff like "Ever seen Happy Tree Friends?" and "Because the scissors might get motion sickness and throw up all over you".
And if you put "Because you'll poke your eye out", I will find me a nice, sharp pair of scissors and make a voodoo doll with your screen name on it and POKE IT'S EYE OUT.
=D
Thanks, lol.
2007-11-06 12:51:21 · 16 answers · asked by Me 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because running with knitting needles is twice as much fun!
2007-11-06 14:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's pleasant. I personaly like the 'Because the scissors will get motion sickness and throw up all over you.' Well, scissors are very emotionally charged beings. They feel very awful when you run around with them and stab your or someone else's eyes out. They prefer to do your bidding.
2016-05-28 05:03:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is about 2 be one of the stupidest things i've ever said.....but here it goes.
U shouldn't run with scissors because they shouldn't run with u.
That's the first thing that popped up into my head
2007-11-06 13:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by Shontel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why not? After all it DOES hurt! (I mean the scissors are actually "IN" the hand, know what I mean?)
Or, to really answer your question:
Because there's no need to rush; your sewing/knitting won't go anywhere!
2007-11-06 13:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Cherant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever seen a fat man in a bikini. well running with scissors can do that to you.
2007-11-06 13:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Gary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The scissors might beat you in that race...
You might not get it, but whatever
2007-11-06 12:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because then thats scissornapping and the scissors could file charges...
2007-11-06 13:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by x.rawr_its_ivan.x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
running with scissors wasnt smart
i tripped and cut open your heart
i didnt mean to
but i seem to
have pushed us back to the start.
in the wake of my mistake
i felt your voice starting to shake.
the timing couldnt have been worse
for me to be this far away.
this far away.
shame on you for getting wet
now who will dry your eyes?
shame on you for getting wet
how can you act surprised?
Traveled the world under your spell
Cast on me in a motel
It turned my rain clouds in to rainbows
But I couldn't even tell
As days apart turned in to weeks
My memory played hide and seek
While I was playing show n' tell
I took your trust and set it free
Shame on you for getting wet
Now who will dry your eyes?
Shame on you for getting wet
How can you act surprised?
Shame on you for getting wet
Now who will dry your eyes?
Shame on you for getting wet
Now who will dry your eyes?
Shame on you for getting wet
How can you act surprised?
Running with scissors wasn't smart
I tripped and cut open your heart
I didn't mean to, but I seem to
Have pushed us back to the start
In the wake of my mistake
I felt your voice starting to shake
The timing couldn't have been worse
For me to be this far away
2007-11-06 13:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by Vi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cause the blood would get on your white skirt when you take up the hem.
2007-11-06 12:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by debthree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scissors dont like to be held and they might get motion sickenss.
2007-11-06 13:03:03 · answer #10 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋