Alright, I've been off of Answers for a while, but this question was just nagging at me, so I had to get it answered.
So let's get the basics down. Superman can use microscopic vision to see the number of hairs on someone's head from across the world, he can move planets, and reverse time (by some reckoning.)
Jesus can turn water into wine (not sure about turning stuff into kryptonite,) come back from the dead or something, and as I've been told, summon legions of angels (of course, what's an angel gonna do to the Blue Boy Scout?)
So let it begin, I'm dying to know who wins this. Oh and to kick it off let's assume that Superman starts off with a giant, wooden cross, 4 nails, and a hammer. Jesus will start off wearing Lex Luthor's battle suit.
2007-11-06 12:32:56 · 19 answers · asked by gfmech 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ok, little update here, cause the first couple answers suck miserably. KNOWING that these two characters are fictional, let's have a fictional death match. So no saying they're both fake and it doesn't matter; it's all for fun anyways. Secondly, let's get some scenarios going here - like maybe Jesus makes kryptonite, but then what's he gonna do with it? Alright, here's hoping for some more interesting answers.
2007-11-06 12:41:34 · update #1
Superman can bend steel in his bare hands and Jesus likes to suffer, so it would be a tough call
2007-11-06 12:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by I'm an Atheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some years ago I played Jesus in Godspell. The costume was in part a Superman shirt. I presume that implies that Jesus is the real Superman.
I would also presume that Superman would have Super Knowledge, and if Jesus was real, they would be on the same side.
Were they for some reason on different sides, and if the Christian scriptures are true, Superman wouldn't have a chance in a hot place.
2007-11-06 12:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im gonna would desire to pass with Jesus in this one, for the ordinary reason jesus has the skill of reincarnation. so no count what number situations superman shoots him along with his laser beams, jesus will continuously arise lower back. So its somewhat basically a count of time till jesus can locate some kryptonite, as quickly as superman is lifeless he aint getting lower back up lower back
2016-10-15 07:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by bobbee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's rumored that the creators of Superman originally intended him to be the Jewish concept of a messiah.
Seeing as how Jesus is just a knockoff character from Judaism, my guess is Superman would pack his lunch for him.
Of course, Captain Atheism could kick both their asses.
To the skies!
2007-11-06 12:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
actually this is really not funny. Any other sin will be forgiven mankind but not blasphemy against the holy spirit. To make fun of God is not really a very smart thing to do.
Superman is the figment of someones vivid imagination.
But Jesus is real. Hopefully for you he doesn't take offense because you may find out exactly what he can do.
2007-11-06 12:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Super Jesus.
2007-11-06 12:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would. He's got the whole world in His hand. Richard Dawkins can't fit in the suit.
2007-11-06 12:38:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ace of Spades 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Superman could simply go back and time repeatedly until he did something right, so I'm gonna have to go with him.
2007-11-06 12:37:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This question has been asked Ad nauseam, and the answer is Jesus kicks his butt silly.
2007-11-06 12:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by Dirk Johnson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think jesus because even if superman killed him, he would just come back and do a sneak attack.
2007-11-06 12:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy Indigo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋