She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
2007-11-06 11:57:56 · 16 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i will have to remember that one when i am at the bar,.....tell the guys my ex did that to me,.....
2007-11-06 12:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl
2007-11-07 05:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 20:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha fantastic*
2007-11-06 22:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha the viagra didn't work
2007-11-06 20:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by Terry Yucky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but still gets a chuckle. :)
2007-11-06 20:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad xx
2007-11-06 20:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I could last that long!!
2007-11-07 06:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, me2. nice 1
2007-11-06 20:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by Darkest 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2007-11-06 21:07:02 · answer #10 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋