THIS IS FOR BOYS ONLY TRUST ME U DONT WANT TO KNOW GIRLs?

Question

How do u hide an erection like at school i always scoot under the desk but i sit at the front now so they'll see me wat do i do?

Answer 1

Well, son if you can figure that one out, you'll be a millionaire. But do not, under any circumstances, try the method I used many years ago.

I seem to have always acheived an erection at church just as the congregation would rise for the invitation song. As a pubescent youth attempting to be cool for the feminine sex it was most embarrassing to have an H/O, and have it obvious to everyone; or so I thought.

So being the genius that I am, I taped my flaccid penis in the upward position thinking that when it became erect it would take the natural position and the zipper would afford me some measure of dignity. So one Sunday evening while dressing for evening services I took some white athletic tape and taped my "member" in the upright position, Remember that my Johnson was limp as a dead fish at this point. No problem; success; finally. Until the invitation song started and my penis started to get to it's erect 'dimensions'.

As it grew the tape started to pull my pubic hairs. Ouch, to say the least. But the most painful part was when the tape started pulling my once loose skin when the penile skin became tighter and tighter. OUCH, OH, OUCH. Yes I did pray for the end of services. Sweet mother of our Savior it was painful.

So the old admonition that good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment took on a very real meaning for me.

So, I guess you'll just have to do what we did in school;
"Carrying the books in front again I see".

I would mentally recite the multiplication tables, if I was standing in line.
And ladies, at this age "it" has a mind of it's own; it just happens when ever it feels the need to stand up and see if anything is happening.

Baggy pants are the worse. If it's 'out of position' it will look as though you have a mouse in your pocket. We weren't allowed to wear our shirt-tail out 'back in the day'.

Just think, when someone asks you " What's up?" you can always tell the truth.
Good luck and welcome to the club.

Answer 2

That is an embrassing thing to have to deal with and you really didn't want to hear from girls but here are some suggestions. You might try using a jacket, sweater, or ball cap etc. to cover your lap or at least the general area. Also, some schools sell towels on fridays for rallies etc, if your school does then get one and tuck it in the front of you pants when needed. Hope that helps or at least points you in the right direction.

Answer 3

Boys only! I know the answer anyway - keep a hoodie with front pockets in your pack and wear it. If you have an issue in class, zip it up - the larger hoodies will hang long enough and they hang out far enough at the front pockets that they can cover all kinds of things. Having a straying mind day? Just wear it all day long. Get them a couple styles and colors so you don't look like you have a "lucky sweater".

Answer 4

Wear a baggy shirt or pants. Hold your books in front of yourself. Sit casually, and it really isn't as noticable as you think. Women think about sex less then men, so they tend to look less at your, um, area. Men shouldn't admit they were looking in teenaged company. If someone mentions it, say "Why are you looking there?" Believe me, no one will say anything again.

Also, in all the texts I've read, Men seem to get a bit more control of this particular issue as they get older - so you don't have to worry about it that long. An old trick I've heard about? when it happens, think about something not, um, stimulating, like Your least favorite teacher in her underwear, or Kissing your Aunt Flossy - you know the one with the beard. Or Algebra or going tot he dentist - you get the idea.

Of course, this is all what I've been told by men I know.

Answer 5

My brother told me he used to jack off before school. He said it would keep him empty for a while.
If it was starting to happen in class, he would ask to go to the bathroom.
If he couldn't get out, he would try to think about sad things. He would lose the erection

Answer 6

Wear baggy trousers and tightish underwear!
Try to think non-sexual thoughts in those situations to reduce the chance of an erection, and keep your hands out of your pockets!
Hope this helps!

Answer 7

It's a natural thing. You have to learn to focus your thoughts on something else. There is always a stimulus which drives the hormones. Look at something different and think about more mundane things.

Answer 8

Isn't it ironic? So far, only us girls have answered. Wear baggie pants. Think of something that totally turns you off. Lean forward. And realize that this happens to all young men.

Answer 9

My guy friends always used books,long shirts or baggy pants. When they could, they excused themselves to use the restroom. As far as I know, this happens to most or all young men, and most young women (myself included - when I was young, I mean) were really not aware of it...since we were all so obsessed with our own hair, skin, makeup, breasts, and other aspects of our appearance.

Answer 10

lol, run for the bathroom and wait or hide under your desk, get a hoodie that you can put on your lap.

dude im thirteen and im a girl, its not that bad, seriously.