2007-11-06 11:20:42 · 5 answers · asked by Rock ~N~ Troll 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It only takes one but 50 of them will stand around and tell them they didn't do it right.
2007-11-06 11:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by going postal 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Or a twist on Sassy's answer: Two, but the light bulb has to be big enough to accommodate them.
OK, back to clean:
#1 The light bulb has to realize that the fundie loves it.
#2. All light bulbs are damaged, and come short of lighting the whole room.
#3. The fundie can change the light bulb if only the light bulb will allow itself to be changed.
#4. The light bulb must invite the fundie into its socket and it will be changed.
As opposed to Calvinists, who read the instructions aloud to it, and pray fervently that it will change itself.
2007-11-06 11:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by ccrider 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fundies and screw in the same sentence? Impossible
2007-11-06 11:34:55 · answer #3 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They live in the light of God's love. They don't need a light bulb. They have eternal light.
2007-11-06 11:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It takes only two to get your inappropriate and offensive question deleted - make that one now.
2007-11-06 11:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋