Tell me your stupidest jokes...i tend to enjoy their stupidity.
There were two muffins in a oven.
The first muffin said, ''Man its hot in here."
The second muffin replied, " what the hell, you can talk?!"
2007-11-06 11:10:01 · 25 answers · asked by just james 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what happens when you marry a pastry chef?
he DESSERTS you!
ha. ha. ha.
that really took the CAKE!!
2007-11-06 11:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Aijaana M 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
My stupidest joke came from my younger sister when she was 6 years old. It makes no sense AT ALL. But because it doesn't make sense makes it funny! It goes:
Why did the dog chase the cat?
To get a drink of water!
2007-11-06 11:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE!!!!
How do you fit three gays on a barstool?
You turn it upside down!
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart. (It can cut through your pants without leaving a mark.)
A man was sitting in a bar when a drunk guy camme behind him and hit him upside the head. The man said, "Ow! What was that?"
The drunk replied, "That was a Judo chop from Korea."
The man gets back into his seat, and once again, the drunk whacks the man. The man again screams "OW! What was THAT??!!", and again the drunk says "That was a Karate chop from Japan." The man then screams "Okay. That's it!",and he storms out of the bar. A while later, the man comes back, goes up to the drunk, and WHACK!!!! The drunk flew out of his seat, and said "What the heck was that?" The man then replies "That was a crowbar, from Sears."
Hope you like them!!!
2007-11-06 11:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by whitener_ryan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this one's long! enjoy!
Three guys on an airplane. First guy has a water bottle. Next guy has a box. Last guy has a bomb. They all throw the items out the window. When they get off, first guy sees a girl crying. She says she was playing with her dolls and a water bottle hit her head. Next guy sees a boy crying and the boy says that he was playing on his bike and a box hits his head. The last guy saw a boy laughing, and the boy says he farted and his house blew up! LOL!!!! :)
2007-11-06 11:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by Hannah.~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
2007-11-06 11:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It concerns how long it takes on your hair to strengthen. Many peoples' hair grows approximately each a million-2 weeks, in case you consume all the foodstuff you prefer. i think of you may ask you hair cutter the bangs and curls question. it might look notably with that hair color,golden brown.
2016-10-15 07:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
-Nacho Cheese!
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Who.
Who Who?
Did I just hear an owl?!?
Lmao. That second one I got off a happy meal like 4 years ago.
2007-11-06 11:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
two people were driving to disney land,
they looked at the sign and it said Disneyland left
so they turned around and went home
haha...not really funny
and then:
there was a blond swimming across the lake,
she was about half way when she had to go pee
she turned around and swam back
lamo
2007-11-06 11:28:37 · answer #8 · answered by This World 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two hillbillies are walking down the street and they meet a nun whose arm is in a cast.
"What happened to your arm, Sister?"
"I slipped in the bathtub and broke it" she said.
They walked on for a minute in silence and the first one asked the other "What's a bathtub?"
The second one said, "I don't know. I'm not Catholic."
2007-11-06 11:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by rann_georgia 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol a friend at work told me that one.. i think thats the stupidest one if heard. besides the famous chicken one..
why did the chicken cross the road?
..to get to the other side. ha.
i also made a stupid one up.
knock knock..
whos there?
amanda..
amanda who?
amanda nelson silly, now let me in.
haha
i know its stupid but i like it :D
2007-11-06 11:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts were walking down the street. And one was a salted.
I know it's not that funny. :D But you people took all the funny ones!
2007-11-06 11:46:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋