I never talked to her in my life, she smiles at me from across the room and she passed little love notes to me and she hugs me randomly and kisses me once in a while.
Today she came up to me and asked if she could kick me right in the nuts.
I thought it wouldnt hurt but it did, and then she asked if she could do it daily.
What do I do!?! I would hate to break her heart?
2007-11-06 11:06:05 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
You wear a cup and let her kick away. Then you date her.
2007-11-06 11:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Serioulsy?! If you want to eventually have children tell her to stop. Im sure your not going to break her heart. Shes a biotch anyway for wanting to kick you in the nuts, thats not a girl you want to have as a girlfriend if thats your agenda.
Im sure all your guy friends are laughing at you for it anyway.
Or.. You should invest in a cup.
Im hoping this is a joke..
2007-11-06 11:14:58 · answer #2 · answered by teragolightly 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well, you have 2 choices here. you can let her or you can not let her. if you let her, then you NEED to be kicked in the balls for your stupidity...that way, you won't be able to breed and pass your stupidity on to the next generation. if you don't let her, then you might wanna answer her question with a question like "sure you can kick me in the balls...if i can kick you in the teeth as hard as i can." sounds like a perfectly good trade-off to me and i seriously think she'll decline the offer to kick you in the balls after that.besides, if she's that throwed off then i'd prolly steer clear of her after that. just a suggestion.
2007-11-06 11:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by Felix Arcanus 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow is that an honest joke. You thought it wouldnt hurt... thats the saddest excuse. howd u expect it to feel. tell her to stop or else your not gonna be able to have babies. or if you dont wanna break her poor heart tell her she can kick it if she sucks it after.
2007-11-09 11:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her whats worse then a tornado', When she says I don't know? Then you grab her nipples and twist them and say A Titty Twister is worse then a tornado. Then ask her If you can do that every day and then let her kick you in the nut's...... Trust
2007-11-06 11:15:05 · answer #5 · answered by Pistol P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, if I were you, I wouldn't worry about breaking her heart; she's lucky you don't break her leg. What the heck is wrong with her that she thinks it's amusing to cause physical pain to you. I don't think I would be spending anytime with this one. Look to someone who is charming, kind and not interested in seeing you disabled.
2007-11-06 11:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by turkeybrooknj 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your balls are your poperty.. How would she feel if you asked her if you could punch her in the kitty every day? Maybe she is being flirty but c'mon there are better ways to talk to somebody, not to mention less painful.
2007-11-06 11:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by lavendercat84 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Umm are you joking cause I would think you would have to be to let someone kick you in the nuts and even consider doing it daily.
2007-11-06 11:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by quiknis 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you start asking her the reason why she wants to kick you in the balls? Does she enjoy seeing you in pain? In my opinion, if you value your health (and perhaps future sons/daughters) then ask her to stop so you can live in peace.
2007-11-06 11:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by Silvia 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u shouldnt have 2 b kicked in the balls even if she does like u.. that is called abuse and thats not right.. tell her no and if she doesnt like it and keeps trying 2 do it then tell the pricipal or it could get worse
2007-11-06 11:16:07 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
tell her u like her but u dont like it when she kicks ur balls be stright up with her cuz if she does it daily u cant have kids in furture....so would u wanna take the risk to not have kids so tell her NO
2007-11-06 11:11:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋