A blond girl enters through the door and strutts up to the lady behind the counter. In a loud, obnoxious voise, while chomping on gum, she says, "um, can I have a cheesburger, a large fry and a coke, no a DIET coke!" The lady behind the counter looks at her like she has snakes coming out of her head! She finally leans in and says, "mam, this is a LIBRARY!" The blonde looks a little embarassed, but doesn't seem to care much, and leans in and whispers, "oh, sorry, i'd like a cheesburger, large fry and diet coke".
2007-11-06 10:46:14 · 10 answers · asked by 80's kid 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha that's funny.
Ok. a blond is walking down some railroad track and is saying "32, 32, 32, 32". A brunette sees her and starts doing the same thing saying "32, 32, 32, 32". Just then a train comes and kills the brunette while the blond gets off the tracks. she gets back on and starts saying "33, 33, 33, 33".
*tee hee*
2007-11-06 10:57:28 · answer #1 · answered by Ecka 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOOOOOL This is Hilarous i got one for you!
a blonde walks into a casino goes up to the rolette table places 5,000 on one number. before the guy spins it she ask if she can play with her clothes off because she feels more lucky he says ok so she strips. She says come "mama needs new colthes". it lands on a number she jumps up and down screaming "i won I won". collects her winnings and clothes hugs the guys and leaves. the guy turns to his buddy says "did you see what number it was". his buddy says "no i was to busy wacthing her". LOL what do you think
2007-11-06 19:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by kitty_17 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-11-06 18:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats was funny nice one
hears a laugh and a star have a nice day and week
:)
2007-11-06 19:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by Teenager 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still kinda funny.
2007-11-06 18:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by delete 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great one, i've never heard it before, you get a star*
2007-11-06 19:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by \\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great one, i've never heard it before, you get a star*
2007-11-06 18:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by HelloHolly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW...lol
2007-11-06 19:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by Trebor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah lol. typical dumb blonde
2007-11-06 19:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks I needed a laugh today! *star* for you!!!
2007-11-06 19:15:47 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋