25 Things Cat Lovers Know
Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
- Dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- A cat's motto is no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
- A cat bites the hand that won't feed it fast enough.
- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
- Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
- Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
- Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
- Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
- I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
- One cat just leads to another.
- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
- Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. It's all true, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
- There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
- When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.
- You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.
2007-11-06 10:37:18 · 15 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the for the laughs
I got a cat for my husband... I thought it was a fair swap!
Gotta go now 'cause the cat is yelling at me to go to bed (he wants a cuddle.) 'night folks sleep well.
2007-11-06 12:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by Luv 2 Larf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not used to cats, but yes! I've had this kitten for four weeks, and it's been more trouble in that time than the dog's ever been in his whole twelve years. Then just when I'm about to strangle her, she goes all cute and fluffy. Bloody thing.
2007-11-06 11:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strange that you should post this now. My cat has been missing for two days and with where I live (there are plenty of coyotes and foxes) I fear the worst.
She is 12 and I am missing her like crazy.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-06 10:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by suzy c 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a dog owner but take care of my mates cat when she is away on holiday. What an absolute scream your observations are. Will have to relay them to my mate, bet she knows them all already!!!!
2007-11-06 11:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES! Brilliant! Thank-you!!!
2007-11-06 10:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by Hedge Witch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sad, true and funny! 10!
2007-11-06 10:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i prefer dogs
2007-11-06 23:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaah sharon
soooooo true i have 4 of em ...but i got my own back on them i had them nutered..........lol =)
2007-11-06 10:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey that sounds similar
2007-11-06 17:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cats kill birds just for the hell of it...grrrrrr
2007-11-06 10:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋