3 people (2 men 1 woman) get to the last stage in becoming a CIA hit-person.
The trainer explains that thay will be given a gun and asked to go into a room where their spouse will be sat in a chair. They have to shoot there spouse dead in order to become a hit-person.
The 1st man leaves saying he can't do it.
The 2nd goes through the door and after 5 mins come back out also saying that he can't do it.
The woman goes in and before the door is properly shut 6 shots ring out and then a lot of screaming is heard. She comes out and says "you b@stards you could have told me they were blanks, I had to beat him to death with a chair leg".
2007-11-06 10:17:14 · 12 answers · asked by cleocat 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No way was it I nicked it off QI lol.
2007-11-06 10:23:15 · update #1
made my evening that is damn funny!!! thanks!!!
2007-11-06 11:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 10:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one.
2007-11-06 14:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it a couple of days ago. It was OLD a couple of YEARS ago!
2007-11-06 10:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by migdalski 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny!
2007-11-06 10:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this one yesterday
2007-11-06 10:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by jessie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOOOOD ONE!!! HERES A STAR!
2007-11-06 10:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by joeseph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg....thats funny
2007-11-06 10:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke was on yesterday
2007-11-06 10:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. star. wow. IT'S FUNNY!!
2007-11-06 10:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.lol.star.
2007-11-06 10:21:42 · answer #11 · answered by Destrier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋