2007-11-06 09:29:59 · 16 answers · asked by Just a Dog Chasing Cars 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
had sex with your mother-in-law
2007-11-06 09:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Came over to my house because you are on this side of town just to take a dump in my toilet!
2007-11-06 17:34:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woke the muffins! They were fast asleep in the oven!
(infinite possibilities of how to finish the sentence)
2007-11-06 17:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't believe you pooped and peed in my living room!
2007-11-06 19:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by harry-balsacs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) FORGOT MY NAME!
2.)clogged the toilet...
3.)LOST THE REMOTE!
4.)broke my cell phone!
5.)ACTUALLY DECIDED TO MEAT YOUR MONKEY'S UNCLE'S GRANDMA'S SISTER'S TWICE REMOVED GAY HUSBAND'S BROTHER'S LIZARD'S SIXTY SEVENTH MOTHER IN LAW ON THE LEFT THIRD REMOVED AND RE MAIRRED SISTER'S...... who???
2007-11-06 17:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by Morgan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
handed out vegtables at halloween
2007-11-06 17:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by Meg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spinning a web to catch you
2007-11-06 17:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't beleve that you're dating my mom.
2007-11-06 17:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by n o r a ☼ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't know what I was thinking
2007-11-06 17:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by T 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
.. stood on the corner with a ******* flamingo!
2007-11-06 17:34:15 · answer #10 · answered by i come to your house to eat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
left the peanut butter jar without its cap! god, what's wrong with you?!?!
2007-11-06 17:32:50 · answer #11 · answered by Nicolle 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋