Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
persons."
"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four.
You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the
law."
The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"
2007-11-06 09:28:45 · 17 answers · asked by xXx Terri xXx 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! That's really funny! Thank you for the laugh!
Post another!
2007-11-06 09:33:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 09:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny.
2007-11-06 14:19:29 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny nice one hehe. Have a star*!
2007-11-06 09:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by little devil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be sure to be sure the coppers don't hear you telling this, they get upset easily when trade secrets leak out
2007-11-06 09:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irish people know spanish? i didn't know that. kinda funny
2007-11-06 09:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, you shall have a star.
2007-11-06 09:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by Vogon Poet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-06 09:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Meg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, kinda funny.
2007-11-06 09:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by geckogal92 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not a question. It is a joke. Hello!
2007-11-06 09:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by atti_cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋