joke!!!! no offence to all the blonde ppl?

Question

wot do you do when a bloned throws a grenade at you.....

.....take the pin out then throw it back

lmfao

no offence to all the blonde people tho

Answer 1

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Answer 2

nj_girlie,
I'm guessing the point of the joke is since blondes are supposed to be dumb, they won't remember that you have to take the pin out of the grenade before it will work.

Answer 3

watch out for the offended blonde, might really throw a grenade at you. lol

btw, are u referring to a real grenade, or just a figurative statement? in case of a real one.... whoever throws it, of course, i'll runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Answer 4

Not bad......a blonde & brunette were looking at each other on different sides of a lake. The brunette asks, "How do I get to the other side?" The blonde answers, "You're ON the other side!!!!"

Answer 5

The Bold, The Beautiful, The Blonde...you know you love us :)

Answer 6

Ouch! Very nice.Now here's one for you! What do you call a row of blondes lined up in a row???? A wind tunnel!

Answer 7

be carefull if the blondes find you, you have just tought them how really hurt you with a handgrenade

Answer 8

lmfao nice blonde jokes are great

Answer 9

oh what do u do when a blond throws a pin at u, run!!!!!!!!!!!!! she has the gernade in her mouth

Answer 10

only people who mean offence say they dont!