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Heh, spiritual sexual misconduct, yikes

2007-11-06 09:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 6 5

In traditional theology Mary is the Queen of Heaven (Revelation 12:1-5) and Jesus is the Word of God that was spoken, God Himself in one part of the Trinity. Since Jesus is God he has no father, is his own father, speaks himself, and Mary can't be wife to her son who was from then on considered on earth to be a natural son of Joseph.

2007-11-06 17:16:51 · answer #2 · answered by ledbetter 4 · 1 1

Funny...but since most marrages are conducted by God's authority do you really think that God would need to seek out another authority to make it more official than a consumation from God himself? Beside, this is a very old story. How many "heroes" of mythology had "divine" parentage of some kind. Perseus, Achilles, Hercules, and many other heros were sired by the Gods. Caesars & Pharaohs claimed that they were decended of Gods or were Gods themselves.

2007-11-06 17:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rance D 5 · 0 0

God didn't marry Mary...lol sorry that just sounds funny..

but since he did't I guess that would make Jesus a devine bastard child.

2007-11-07 11:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by Jane 6 · 1 0

God

2007-11-06 17:12:37 · answer #5 · answered by byHisgrace 7 · 2 1

Quite right; anyone born to someone not married is a bastard. Jesus, then, was born in sin and therefore was a sinner like you and me. Not even the Pharisees and several so-called witnesses, could convince Pilate that Jesus was a sinner and he (Pilate) then tried to wash his hands of the matter.

2007-11-06 17:14:31 · answer #6 · answered by cheir 7 · 2 1

No, and it makes him a ghetto bastard.

This is why certain people have such lax morals. First He gets a man's wife pregnant, then she has to give birth with an intact hymen. Poor Jesus, no wonder he committed suicide, the shame of it all.

2007-11-06 17:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by Equinoxical ™ 5 · 1 2

Jesus was never "made" anything - He was and will always be God.

2007-11-06 17:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

God spoke the word and Mary became pregnant. Just as God spoke the word and creation happened.

2007-11-06 17:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 4

Jesus is the only begotten Son

2007-11-06 17:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by rikirailrd 4 · 3 2

The son of God

2007-11-06 17:08:23 · answer #11 · answered by Bride of Christ 6 · 4 4

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