Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think.
So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little johny is furious. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.
2007-11-06 08:59:29 · 14 answers · asked by Nosferatu 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! historical! best one so far for lil johhny
2007-11-06 09:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 17:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!
2007-11-06 17:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats almost lik tha 1 i posted but mines a whole nother story lol. its hillarious
2007-11-06 17:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny thanls for the laugh!
2007-11-06 17:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ms.T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! Hilarious!
2007-11-06 17:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil Jonny is one slick b@$t@rd.
2007-11-06 17:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! lol. that teacher is a pervert!!!
rating it, i would give it a 10/10!!
star for you :P
2007-11-06 17:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still funny, have a star
2007-11-06 17:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY 5 *
2007-11-06 17:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by Meg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋