There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2004 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
2007-11-06 08:49:48 · 30 answers · asked by Nosferatu 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present,
"Okay... who's phone is this?"
2007-11-06 08:50:09 · update #1
Yes, that is funny. I enjoyed that one.
2007-11-06 08:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man calls his house at lunchtime & his little girl answers. He asks, "Honey, can you put Mommy on the phone?" She says, "No, She's in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." The father says, "Honey, you don't have an uncle Frank. Here's what I want you to do........Go up to the bedroom door, knock & say that I just pulled up in the driveway."...........She comes back a few minutes later & he asked what happened. The little girl answered, "Mommy got scared & jumped out of the window! She's dead!" ...So the guy asked, "What happened to Uncle Frank?"....She said, "He got scared too, & jumped out of the other window into the pool, but he forgot that you emptied the pool to clean it last weekend! So he's dead too!!!"..........They guy thought for a minute & said "Pool? I must have the wrong number!"
2007-11-06 17:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny except the title gives away the ending
2007-11-06 16:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha amaaaaaazing, that one never gets old
2007-11-06 17:09:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should n't be so brave you just screwed someone very good, he might want to return the favour
2007-11-06 17:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i seen that coming, you told me the punch line before i read it
geat joke tho
2007-11-06 16:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Melted Snowman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA omg that would suck if it was mine, I would beat the **** out of thatt guy
2007-11-06 16:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i love that joke, the guy will get soo pissed, ity was funny
2007-11-10 16:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by Raunelclassof09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! That was funny!
2007-11-06 16:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by the girl next door 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! i love this joke A LOT!!! star 4 you!
2007-11-06 16:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋