... A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right.
"I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuck here. I've hit a pig!"
"Ah well, these things happen sometimes," the boss says. "Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark."
"But he's not dead, boss. He's gotten tangled up on the bull bar, and I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and squealing, and he's real big boss. I'm afraid he's gonna hurt me!"
"Never mind," says the boss. "There's a .303 under the tarp in the back. Get that out and shoot him. Then drag the carcass off the road and come on home."
"Okay, boss."
Another half an hour goes by, but there's still not a peep from the young fella. The boss gets back on the CB. "What's the problem, son?"
"Well, I did what you said boss, but I'm still stuck."
"What's up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?"
"Yeah boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the truck."
2007-11-06 08:49:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah!yeah!love it!!
2007-11-06 08:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My problems are that I'm 18 and I don't have a job, I left school at 13-14 and never went back, I have no GCSE's and nothing else, I can't get a job to help my mum who is struggling every week to keep a roof over our head. I find it hard to meet new people, or to even leave the house as I feel that I have Agoraphobia and possible Asperger's Syndrome - just like my brother. Yeah life is hard, but I'm trying to pull myself together the best I can, one step at a time & all that.. just feel pretty worthless sometimes, suicidal thoughts have cropped up more than once.. but I don't think I have the balls to kill myself, or I would have done it already.
2016-05-28 04:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by velda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is old, but here goes: A woman walks into a bar with a little dog. A guy sitting at the bar says, "What a cute little pig!" The woman says, "It's a dog, silly!" He looks at her and says, "I was talking to the dog!"
2007-11-06 09:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 10:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah nice one ha ha ha have a star
2007-11-06 08:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you say I'm a banana and make the judge believe you?
That's your only shot
2007-11-06 09:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by David L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a real hoot! I'm going to tell that one at work tomorrow!
Thanks! LOL!!
2007-11-06 08:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by D J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You always come up with the best :o)
I love it :o)
And you get a star.
2007-11-06 09:46:56 · answer #8 · answered by Trucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl excellent *
2007-11-06 14:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I am laughing sooo hard right now!!!!
definitly a star for you!!
LOL. i REALLY like this joke a ton! :DDDDDDDDD
2007-11-06 08:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-06 09:29:14 · answer #11 · answered by Meg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋