You could be_____________________________.
2007-11-06 08:21:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
mine is "In Wyoming"...
2007-11-06 08:24:27 · update #1
a fundie with OCD and ADHD.
2007-11-06 08:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 6⤊ 3⤋
a TBN, DayStar, or SkyAngel programmer. No wait...that would make me rich(at the expense of the needy).
I could be a deluded church member. Yeah, that's the worst thing I could be.
2007-11-06 17:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by NXile 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a guy
edit: in Wyoming? LOL
2007-11-06 16:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Fireball
2007-11-06 16:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
...tied to the railroad track with a steam locomotive rolling towards you.
...locked in a dungeon with skeletons hanging all over the walls and a sluicegate slowly filling the dungeon up with water, which has piranhas swimming in it.
...standing on the flat top of a telephone pole surrounded by spiked rocks and broken glass covered in poison, during an earthquake.
...sitting in a locked pickup truck full of dynamite that is falling backwards out of an airplane towards an oil refinery, during a lightning storm which just created three separate tornados all heading directly towards you and carrying beehives full of angry bees.
...sealed in a smelly garbage can full of hungry rats, poisonous spiders and itching powder, in a sinking submarine loaded with 24 armed nuclear warheads, all connected to a set of tripwires forming loops around your arms, legs and neck.
...covered in gasoline, hanging from a burning parachute between two squadrons of attack helicopters shooting each other above a giant field of quicksand with alligators and land mines in it, with meteors coming down every few seconds and releasing zombies with rusty chainsaws on impact, which are programmed by nazi scientists who are also driving around in tanks with spikes on their treads and which can transform into giant fighting robots with laser guns, poison gas bombs, artillery cannons and nail-filled contact grenades, and the robots are also infected with an evil computer virus that wants to take over the Universe.
Wow, I think I just outdid myself several times in a row there.
2007-11-06 16:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
An Atheist
Love,
Fundie
2007-11-06 16:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 7⤋
In New Orleans (still partially flooded )
2007-11-06 16:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by ><)))>certain Mormon< 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Without hope
2007-11-06 16:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Bride of Christ 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Thinking negatively....
2007-11-06 16:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Chosen by Grace...
2007-11-06 16:28:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
married to President Bush..'nuf said....
2007-11-06 16:28:14 · answer #11 · answered by genaddt 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋