How do u tell when a man is well hung?
When u can barely slip you`re finger between his neck and the noose
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mails?
Rename the file folder, "Instructions Manual"
How does a man plan for the future?
When he buys two crates of beer instead of one
What do u call a man in handcuffs?
Trustworthy
What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a mans penis?
His body
Whats a mans definition of a romantic evening?
Sex
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run or dont fit right in the crotch
Whats the smartest thing a man can say?
My wife says....
Why do men need instant replay on tv sports?
Because after 30 seconds they cant remember what happened
Why do men whistle when they`re on the toilet?
So the can remember which end to wipe
2007-11-06 08:15:12 · 12 answers · asked by Bubbles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None her work is to stay in the kitchen and raise the children
2007-11-06 08:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by David L 4 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Man bashing is ok as long as it's good natured and harmless - it's the unfair Generalisations I see a lot of people posting on here.
Anyway, this made me laugh. Well done!
2007-11-06 16:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol sweets you raelly had me laughing my pants off,cause it's ssooo true but they don't want to accecpt it they are so damm arrogant it really makes you laugh,but here love have your star,I send you ones just now about the air lines cause I'll be flying on Friday.xxxx
Please wish me good luck on the flight ok.xxx
2007-11-06 17:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 18:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some of them are right but still funny lol.
2007-11-06 16:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe super*
2007-11-06 22:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
but not all men of us men are like that
2007-11-06 16:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like it
even though i a man
2007-11-06 16:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha this one's funny too! lol!
got any more?
2007-11-06 16:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i have to send to my bf.
2007-11-06 16:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋