2007-11-06 07:46:03 · 90 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He will shine the light and show you the way to the plunger.
2007-11-06 07:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was a carpenter, not a plumber. But honestly, I would start with unplugging your mind. Your brain is like a clogged toilet right now.
2007-11-06 07:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It all depends on HOW you pray. If you fold your hands together on the handle of a plunger and keep saying "God help me" every time you stick the plunger into the toilet, God may, in fact, unplug the toilet.
2007-11-06 07:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anpadh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you unplug a man's toilet, he will plug it again and be lost again. If you give a man a plunger, and teach him to unplug, his clogged poopy water problems will forever be gone.
2007-11-06 07:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. But He has blessed you with the abilities you need to unclog the toilet yourself. Or, if that is not the case, He has blessed you with a phone book and phone so you can look up a plumber and call him.
2007-11-06 10:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by frenchy62 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming you're going to live long enough to use a toilet again, I suggest you take a crap in your bedroom and think about how lucky you are to even have a toilet.
2007-11-06 07:50:36 · answer #6 · answered by Galway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds as if all the praying in the world will not get Jesus to come and unclog something you are not willing to do yourself first. And perhaps He has unclogged your drains a bit too much because now your looking for Him to give you a free hand-out.
2007-11-06 07:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by JORGE N 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not necessarily, he "can" unclog it, but it may be his will that you travel to the hardware store for a plunger to unclog it yourself.
Praying real hard is OK, but most people forget the second part to that equation. Sit with him, shut up and listen to his answer and then obey.
2007-11-06 07:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by doug 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chances are, No, i would reccomend leaving it for a few minutes, then try flushing again, if that fails, buy yourself a quality plunger, and in the future try to flush more frequently.
2007-11-06 07:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by J-boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't pray to God. Pray to the FSM his long tentacles are perfect for unclogging toilets.
2007-11-06 08:05:01 · answer #10 · answered by Monkey Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Lawn and Plumbing maybe
2007-11-06 07:52:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋