1.Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
joke 2 cat on internet
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard
9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
2007-11-06 05:23:54 · 5 answers · asked by Mary's Niece 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First one- would be hahalariuos in real life
second one - would be funny to a six year old girl.
2007-11-06 05:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny! 8!
2007-11-06 05:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not really. Why would you want to know? There are some good joke on jokes.com but are more adult-type
2007-11-06 05:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by xonycbabexo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-11-06 05:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No and no... sorry
2007-11-06 06:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by Maggz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋