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haha. good luck getting a rational answer..

i still want to know how he got kangaroos or penguins.

and how did noah make sure that fruit fly was a girl? little turn your head and cough test?

haha. one guy said noah had a plant section. good think noah brought the peyote cactus and the canibus sativa!

2007-11-06 05:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

But god didnt want all the plants to die so he floated down after the waters receeded and noah dropped everyone off to their respective continents and said "poof" just like he did on one of those 6 days, only this time was more successful than the first because he created the sun ahead of plants this time.

PFFFFFFFFT. Im sure you'll get a couple "noahs foot prints are in the grand canyon" responses w/ this question. Try not to lose faith in humanity as you read them.

2007-11-06 05:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Noah had a plant section on the ark.

2007-11-06 05:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by timbers 5 · 0 0

Seeds can survive floods. How did all the animals fit into such a small ark? Their genes were put into test tubes and cloned later.

2007-11-06 05:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

It was a really quick flood. I believe it only lasted two days -- and Noah was drunk the whole time.

2007-11-06 05:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by Saint Nearly 5 · 2 3

Noah's Ark is fictional.

Is it a story like little-red riding hood, or a real genocidal event?

2007-11-06 05:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Seeds!

2007-11-06 05:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by unix 7 · 1 0

It wouldn't have, 180 days under over a mile of water would have killed most if not all, including the seeds.

2007-11-06 05:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 6 2

The story is symbolic, not literal.

2007-11-06 05:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Maybe it like winter when all the plants are under the snow and regrow in the spring.

2007-11-06 05:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by HALLALJPAA 4 · 2 7

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