A woman walked into a pharmacy & told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world would you need cyanide?" She explained that she needed it to kill her husband. The pharmacist said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! We would both get arrested! Go home & I'll forget you were ever here!"
The woman reached into her purse & pulled out a picture of her husband and the pharmacist's wife in bed together. The pharmacist looked at the picture & said, " Well, now, You didn't tell me that you had a prescription!"
2007-11-06 04:59:28 · 15 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes I can, I have a couple of ex-husbands that I need a prescription for......HAHAHA!
2007-11-06 21:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by pampam1970 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Datuk ok balik Pulau Ketam ... he gave up YAM cuz Crab went back to Pulau Ketam with out informing him ... undesirable factor .... with a bit of luck they'll stay luckily ever after in Pulau Ketam ... i'm a transfomed by potential of Baen touch ... like Agent Smith interior the Matrix, changng human beings io him ... lol
2016-10-01 23:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-11-06 05:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-11-06 05:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ms.T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Yes it is a funny joke.
2007-11-06 05:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny
2007-11-06 05:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one gets a star
2007-11-06 05:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats pretty funny
2007-11-06 05:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....sooo funny!
2007-11-06 07:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by altruistic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a cracker!!
2007-11-06 05:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by Grimreaper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋