One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't
reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton
is not President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away . . .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
Hillary Clinton."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love hearing
your an
2007-11-06 04:51:51 · 7 answers · asked by Johnny 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nah! C`mon Johnny, Tell us your good Hillary jokes!!!! This one isn`t funny. I know you have better! lol
2007-11-07 00:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by MISTY 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hillarious ! I are not able to inform jokes to avoid wasting my existence however heard one approximately Hill & Bill at a baseball (generic term). Someone asks Bill a query from on subject. He knocks Hillary over the part down onto the bottom. He then says anything like " I inspiration you stated throw out the primary bi*tch?" Get it, pitch? Yours was once so much larger. Thanks ever so!
2016-09-05 12:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one and lets hope she does not became President.!!!
Never liked her, to bossy for me.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
2007-11-06 05:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
one day he may not be able to say that...
2007-11-06 05:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats mean
2007-11-06 04:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by momma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nah, lame.
2007-11-06 04:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by shallytally 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was ok
2007-11-06 05:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋