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The USA is going to have to continue to be creative in order to compete in a global market. The science of Intelligent Design will give the next generation what they need to compete in the field of Biology, but what about the other sciences?

For instance, we could have Intelligent Chemistry to show how water can turn to wine. Or Intelligent Physics, to demonstrate how man can walk on water. I can even forsee Intelligent Medicine for healing lepers, and the like.

2007-11-06 04:03:27 · 16 answers · asked by 2 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

deztructshun : hold on to that medicine for a while. this is all just in the planning phase.

2007-11-06 04:21:37 · update #1

Question: That just gave me an even better idea. Let's put Dr. David Menton, in charge of creating the influenza vaccine. Since, "evolution contributes nothing to our understanding of empirical science and thus plays no essential role in biomedical research or education., we can just keep using the same vaccine year after year and save a bunch of money.

2007-11-06 04:54:24 · update #2

16 answers

Ha ha ha. You're right! Intelligent Special students! Intelligent medicine! Intelligent city planning!! You're a genius!!!

2007-11-06 04:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 4 0

How about Intelligent Geology where our Designer will replenish our resources so recycling is not needed and that Earth is only 10,000 years old and specifically designed by a creator as no planet could ever form out of random chance



Questioner> do you have any other answers to anything or do you just cut+paste that SAME answer everywhere on Y/A?

2007-11-06 14:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

2007-11-06 12:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 6 0

I hope we will end up with intelliegent politicians then,instead of the useless buggers we have in blighty,mind you unlike intelligent design it is a real possibility hehehehehehe
Oh by the way we have effective medecines to treat leprosy,innoculations etc and if you can turn bulls**t into snow the vatican could become a ski resort hehehehehehe

2007-11-06 12:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by SkinAnInk 4 · 3 0

Intelligent Falling!

Gravity is just a theory!

Teach the controversy!

2007-11-06 13:51:48 · answer #5 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 4 0

How about Intelligent Mathematics.....lol
1 + 1 = 6 because God says so, no other proof needed

2007-11-06 12:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by ndmagicman 7 · 6 0

Intelligent geography.

2007-11-06 12:07:00 · answer #7 · answered by Demetri w 4 · 6 0

lol. Intelligent astrophysics to show that things can float through space just because.

2007-11-06 12:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

"Intelligent Meteorology".... Invisible sky pixies who live in the clouds throw down electricity and water in the form of lightning bolts and rain whenever the clouds turn black......

2007-11-06 12:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Adam G 6 · 4 0

Well that's a great idea I am throwing out my diabetes medicine immediately.

2007-11-06 12:06:54 · answer #10 · answered by deztructshun 3 · 6 0

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