There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top…so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun….he says to her..”My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position.”
So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato.” eventually she begins to yell “LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO” finally the Little Johnny wakes up and says “would you two quit making sandwhiches up there, your getting mayonaise all over my face.”
2007-11-06 03:34:38 · 26 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz
that is a great joke
very funny lolz
2007-11-06 03:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by shez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny. Any one in his place would have something similar, depending on the environment he is in. Be creative and say what Little Johnny himself would have said at such a reaction from his younger brother, were he to be in the place of his elder brother (that is, when he is grown up).
2007-11-06 11:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 20:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember there was a time.. I use to love tomatoes
2007-11-06 18:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-11-06 13:09:29 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2007-11-06 12:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
iv heard it tons of times but it never gets old lol.
2007-11-06 16:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 11:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
....statistcally improbable but ewwwwwwwwwwwww XD
2007-11-06 11:37:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
EWW pmsl that was fantastic*
2007-11-06 21:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋