Who will clean my litter box? Would a loving god make someone do that chore or maybe there will be no need for defecating anymore
2007-11-06 03:24:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You will poop out free candy.
That or at the time of apocalypse your feces will be used to rain down upon the masses in place of the fire and brimstone.
2007-11-06 04:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you use the word "if" makes it sound like you don't know if you are going to heaven or not. I can tell you one thing that is a lot more important thing to worry about than a litter box. The Lord Jesus Christ came to earth as a man so He could die for your sins and when He was buried He took your sins away and He rose again the third day for your justification. Believe and trust in that and you can be sure you are going to heaven and somebody else can worry about your litter box. 1 Corinthians 15: 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 1 Corinthians 15: 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: Romans 4: 25 Who was delivered for our offences, and was raised again for our justification.
2007-11-06 11:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ray W 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Salam
Unfortunatly there is no animals in heaven. Peace to you for the time you have here, you can try to clean it yourself for a change that would surely help the smell of things.
2007-11-06 11:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you've ever tortured and killed some defenceless creature then no Heaven for you.
And you certainly wouldn't be allowed to take a dump there.
2007-11-06 11:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
If you do make it, it will be hell. You see, all dogs go to heaven.
2007-11-06 12:24:37 · answer #5 · answered by Herodotus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dr zuess will be there and you wont have a care-----smile and enjoy the day--good to see you back
2007-11-06 11:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rebel there is no heaven for pets
2007-11-06 11:27:24 · answer #7 · answered by LordVader 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Will you not carry it with you ?
2007-11-06 11:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you wont...i should make a code for such ques as this when i think they waste time....
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2007-11-06 11:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
that is your concern huh?
2007-11-06 11:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by K in Him 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋