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Yamster! just bit me, and I think he has rabies, and I dont know if im saved or not! I am soo scared, I dont want to die!

2007-11-06 03:19:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

hey you! nothings wrong with my spelling
Yamster with a Yahooooooooooooo
Yamster! bit me, he was foaming at the mouth earlier, but i thought that was because he had gotten into the bleach

2007-11-06 03:28:01 · update #1

24 answers

Eventually YES! Every living thing must die... ooooh it's the circle, the circle of life (This Lion King moment brought to you by Ron Paul for president)

2007-11-06 03:21:55 · answer #1 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 5 0

Yes, one day you will. But it isn't likely you'll die today from Yamster unless you let Yamster run loose somewhere and he got bit by a rabid bat or rabid rat, or other rabid animal in your home... how clean is Yamster's habitat?

If you were serious about this, then you should immediately call the vet and have Yamster checked for rabies... AND at the same time call the emergency room nearby and tell them your fears... to check Yamster they'll have to cut his head off and if Yamster's rabid, then it'll be YOU getting some rabies shots in the stomach...

But I think you are not being serious, so my answer is for the impressionable youngsters reading along - keep your pets healthy and keep them from getting exposed to wild animals! :)

2007-11-06 11:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by Holly Carmichael 4 · 0 0

Salam

Yes you will die, as the oldest star will fade away, the youngest born 1 second ago will also be gone one day. That is the truth from your lord you have been granted time, to waste the time is truly something terrible unto thee. What time do you have, you will know it not, for that is the time granted to you at birth when your soul was installed.

Will you mock the world and all things created, that surely is something you will do until you find what you think you where looking for. Granted to you is guidance with mercy behind it beyond your imagination. Doubt what has no doubt and you have doubted yourself and those around you.

2007-11-06 11:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What? Are you fooling around? Well, from your spelling, I'm assuming that you're saying that your Hamster just bit you. Well, being "saved" is not required to live. Trusting in Jehovah God and enduring to the end is what is required to be saved. Even if you should die (not because of the hamster's bite) there's the hope that righteous and unrighteous people will be resurrected back to the earth for a second chance in living and getting to know Jehovah God.

2007-11-06 11:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Get a Tetris shot, you'll be fine. Yamster doesn't have rabies, but you've got to watch out for the Hanta virus.

Yes, I said Tetris.

2007-11-06 11:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Interesting ! A Yamster ?! Oh My Goodeness !
Rabies ?! Oh MY!

Your Not going to Die.
Have a Nice day.

2007-11-06 11:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Yamster bit you? Do..please tell with even the minute details!! Because I would really love to be eaten out by the Yamster!!!

2007-11-06 11:24:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You should repent your sins, Yamster is like Satan. Remember if he tells you to eat an apple just run the other way, you will save an entire Y!species if you do.

2007-11-06 11:23:55 · answer #8 · answered by Mama Kitty 2 · 1 0

Death and taxes are guaranteed in this world.

Maybe paying a tax to Yamster would help - for a while.

2007-11-06 11:27:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I can honestly say that I had never truly lived until I was bit by a Yamster.

2007-11-06 11:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 4 1

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