One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.
The Teacher asked, “Johnny, what are you doing?”
Then, Johnny said, “It hurts down there.”
“Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home”, said the teacher.
A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.
Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his d*ck haging out of his pants.
The teacher said, “Johnny, what’s that doing hanging out of your pants?!”
Then Johnny said, “My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she’ll come and pick me up.”
2007-11-06 03:19:24 · 11 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha. Good one.
2007-11-06 03:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Strength and Perseverance♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-06 21:36:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 18:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! thats well funny!
2007-11-06 11:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i love little johnny jokes
2007-11-06 16:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha oh that's good people are looking at me wondering what i am laughing at, i should tell them lol.
2007-11-06 11:42:59 · answer #6 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good joke, no doubt. But, going to the nurse first and coming back looks to be unnecessary and also, it has nothing to do with the joke. With out that, the joke would have been shorter and more effective.
2007-11-06 11:27:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
hahaha funny!
2007-11-06 12:41:31 · answer #8 · answered by ღ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
2007-11-06 12:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by Reeze 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-11-06 11:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by jodie c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋