On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, who always played together. On day the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged the chicken to go and get the farmer for help!
The chicken ran back to the farm and searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around the chicken spied the farmer brand new 2.1 BMW, finding the keys inside the chicken sped off with it and a piece of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friends life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised to see the chicken arrive in the shinny new BMW. He managed to get a hold of the rope that the chicken tossed to him. After tying the rope to the rear bumper, the chicken then drove slowly forward and with the air of a powerful car managed to save his friend.
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the car back and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animal was cemented, best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought for a moment, then walked over and straddled the mud pit. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his ‘thing’ and he would lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him out, saving his life.
The moral of this story:
When your hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.
2007-11-06 03:03:06 · 23 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, excellent mate
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2007-11-06 03:46:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but imagine being hung like a horse and having a BMW!
Horsepower in every department!!!!!!
2007-11-06 03:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 11:51:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great, I have a buddy who has a BMW and has been single for a year or so, I have to tell that one to him
2007-11-06 03:08:17 · answer #4 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol,lol,lol,10/10,*, excellent.
2007-11-06 05:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
Cheers for the laugh x
2007-11-06 05:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it only there was a harley instead of a bmw. good one tho! cheers
2007-11-06 11:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-11-06 03:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by hogan521 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that cracked me up
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2007-11-06 13:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but rewarding! V. funny.
2007-11-06 04:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Chantel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋