Little Johnny's mother is taking a bath, having recently been discharged from hospital where she had all of her pubic hair removed. Johnny comes into the bathroom as she's drying off, and asks her what happened to the hair. "I've lost my sponge," she says, and sends Johnny to play. A few moments later, Johnny reappears and tells his mother he thinks he's found her sponge, "Oh, really," his mum asks. "Where is it?" Johnny answers, "The lady next door is washing daddy's face with it."
2007-11-06 02:24:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2007-11-06 02:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by yeager 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't see the subject with a toddler paying for something themselves in spite of what day that's. merely on account which you're in a hurry and want to get interior the process the line would not advise somebody else needs to quit and are available returned yet another day while it won't inconvenience you. As for the toddlers knocking you down or working into you, at the instant there is not a lot you're able to do except you prefer to alter into part of a shouting adventure or probably assualted. You in no way understand how a determine is going to react in the event that they experience their toddler is attacked. regrettably toddlers like that are frequently raised by way of mum and dad who did a similar element and who weren't raised to admire others or a thank you to act in distinctive settings. It exhibits them for what they are- low type and shabby. they don't consistently see the rudeness in what they think of is lovable of their toddlers by means of fact they don't comprehend that something of the worldwide would not locate their toddler "so lovable". it is stressful. frequently i hit upon a grievance to the shop supervisor approximately it and allowing them to attitude the determine of the youngster in question comes in the time of with greater authority than the stranger on the line saying something. in comparison to you a save supervisor can tell them they ought to get the youngster on top of issues or depart. additionally a sturdy, organization and actually aggravated "excuse me little woman/boy yet that became impolite" would be adequate to get some toddlers to quit or a minimum of attraction to the mum and dad interest to quit them. some mum and dad nevertheless think of their toddlers are proper and don't something incorrect nevertheless.
2016-12-15 18:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 12:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh Little Johnny, you do get about a bit, don't you?
2007-11-06 02:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol
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2007-11-06 02:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Very cute! I needed a morning laugh today.
2007-11-06 02:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by shayshay7000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh!
Very funny!
2007-11-06 02:59:24 · answer #7 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny the devil!
2007-11-06 04:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 03:16:35 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-06 02:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋