A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money. That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he's off down the pub. Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the pub and leave her at home when they need to economise. The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, "Why, are we going out together?" "No," he says. "I'm turning the heating off."
2007-11-06 02:21:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-11-06 02:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 19:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a laugh and two points at the same time
2007-11-06 10:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by ORC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts are walking down the street and one was a salted (assaulted).
2007-11-06 10:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, though don't know why I'm laughing, sounds like my father in law!!
2007-11-06 10:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that !!! A man after my own heart !!! have a star
2007-11-06 10:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 11:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha V good
2007-11-06 10:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it
x
2007-11-06 10:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one!
2007-11-06 12:43:12 · answer #10 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋